I was sputtering my way up a steep steep hill on my rented powerhouse 110cc Honda scooter, when I spotted two dumbass tourists standing right in the middle of the road. As I swerved into the other lane, I saw that they were being entertained by a troop of monkeys. Within moments, my scooter was parked on the side of the road and I was standing next to them.
P.S. This is being posted via my newly unlocked iPhone, tethered to my laptop, while sitting on a deck overlooking a lovely bay. I’m in geek heaven.
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When in Costa Rica, a girl was sunbathing topless and a monkey stole her top and ran into the trees. Lesson? Never trust a monkey.