This is a true story. I’ve noticed a disturbing trend that’s developed over the last six months or so — when I wake up in the morning, my room often stinks. It smells of really horrible farts, to be specific. So, after giving it considerable thought and working through all of the angles, I’ve come to the only sensible explanation: I’m being stalked by a Fart Ninja.
Now, you’ll have to give me a moment to explain my logic on this but once I’m finished, I’m pretty sure you’ll agree with me.
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Welcome to Johnny Vagabond World Headquarters for the next couple of months. It’s the beginning of high season here so my options were less than I’d hoped, but I managed to find a clean, comfortable place the first day I went looking at a locally-owned place, D.N. House.
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Well, the random number generator (man, I love me some internet) has spoken and reader Susanne has won her very own Mexican wrestling mask. She says she’s going to give it to her mother and that her mother will wear it. Pics or it didn’t happen, Susanne!
Thanks to everyone who entered. We have another contest coming up soon, giving away Buddhist Amulets and postcards. If you haven’t checked out my Facebook page yet, please like it — I post a lot of stuff over there that doesn’t make it to the site: exclusive photos, smartass remarks and general goofiness.
It’s been too long since I ran a contest. While I was in San Cristobal de las Casa in Mexico, I picked up this wrestling mask and thought I’d give it away.
It’s a true pro mask, complete with padding, a sweat guard and such. It’s built for a Mexican head (i.e. too small for my swollen noggin’) so you might want to keep that in mind.
The rules are, as always, simple. Leave a comment below and you’re entered. It’s so easy, even a monkey could do it. Now that I think of it, a monkey won last time so he’s disqualified. Sorry, Mr Muffins — let us other apes have a chance.
If you want to double your odds, hop over to my Facebook Fan Page and leave a comment there. On Monday the 4th, I’ll pick a name at random and email you to see where to ship it. Easy!